DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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