We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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