Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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