That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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