R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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