dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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