Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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