The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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