you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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