Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You coming home soon, man?
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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