Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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