OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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