K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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