Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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