I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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