i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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