My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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