so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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