she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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