Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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