Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The beer is more important than you right now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm always down for nudity.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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