Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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