I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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