drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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