Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
