that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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