He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Randomize
