you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
