you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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