Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
so much tequila, so little girl.
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