I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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