We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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