Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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