I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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