The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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