kristin has been a bad kristin
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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