I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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