The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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