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(512): View more from Texas

I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...

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(214): View more from Texas

he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies

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(319): View more from Iowa

the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".

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(407): View more from Florida

She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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(251): View more from Alabama

my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.

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(207): View more from Maine

suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.

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