I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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