This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
