i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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