honey bunches of taint.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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