Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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