the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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