It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
this just has baby written all over it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
