Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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