so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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