My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just google imaged poop.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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