She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
